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Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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