Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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