Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
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