I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
