I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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