Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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