Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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