Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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