he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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