why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Still dying that you shit outside
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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