Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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