i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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