Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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