scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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