Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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