I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I still have a little drunk in my system
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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