Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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