these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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