Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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