google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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