My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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