i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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