Me too!
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
honey bunches of taint.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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