How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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