last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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