Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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