Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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