Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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