so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I understand Curling. That high.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I want to be your penis for a week.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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