"it" just moved
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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