are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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