Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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