Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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