Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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