Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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