You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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