okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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