hotel room ftw
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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