Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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