It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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