just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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