btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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