whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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