I wanna bring you to show and tell
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
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