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Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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