your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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