You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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