I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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