do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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