we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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