so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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