He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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