elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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